Wo sind nur die Brüste hin?
Die Spieler von Age of Conan beschweren sich, weil die Brüste ihrer weiblichen Charaktere geschrumpft sind. Alles nur ein Bug, zum Glück.
Along with its solid gameplay and excellent graphics Age of Conan has been hailed by adolescent gamers worldwide for its female avatars’ gravity-defying bosoms √¢‚Ǩ‚Äù a trait developer Funcom seems to have inadvertently removed.
Offering players apologies and a brief technical explanation of the issue, Funcom has stated that the changes to female characters’ breasts was an unintended side effect of the latest patch, and will be rectified shortly.
“Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts,” Funcom representatives wrote in a recent forum post. “We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.”
I know I shouldn’t be shocked at the massive outcry this has caused, but some people really need to find girlfriends.
Lieber Zocker: Es gibt in der Welt da draußen auch richtige Frauen. Und falls es mit denen nicht klappt: richtige Pornoseiten sind viel effektiver.