Mehr Nerdfun: How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot in Any Programming Language

Ganz großartig:

Java: Build a well formed class with a well designed shootmyselfinthefoot method, start your program and hold your foot still for 40 minutes while your app loads.

.Net: Microsoft hands you a gun to shoot yourself in the foot.

ActionScript: You arrange gun_mc and foot_mc on the stage and make a nice ballistic animation with bullet_mc, but never actually shoot your foot, cause somebody hit the √¢‚ǨÀúSkip Intro’ Button.

C: You shoot yourself in the foot.

C++: You accidentally create a dozen clones of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can’t tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, √¢‚Ǩ≈ìThat’s me, over there.√¢‚Ǩ¬ù

JAVA: After importing java.awt.right.foot.* and java.awt.gun.right.hand.*, and writing the classes and methods of those classes needed, you’ve forgotten what the hell you’re doing.

Ruby:
Your foot is ready to be shot in roughly five minutes, but you just can’t find anywhere to shoot it.

PHP:
You shoot yourself in the foot with a gun made with pieces from 300 other guns.

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